November 2011
3 posts
July 2010
1 post
Fresh for 86' you suckas
KRS-One’s real name is Laurence Krisna Parker, or simply Kris Parker; some accounts hold that he was born with the “Krisna” moniker, while others suggest it was a nickname given to him during his youth for his interest in spirituality. Born in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area in 1965, his Trinidad-born father was deported not long after his birth, and he later adopted his...
June 2010
5 posts
“The most solid advice … for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe...”
– William Saroyan
Some of the most excellent advice we’ve heard in a long time!
(via deadwriters)
Tattooed lady,
the one that got away.
note to self.
It doesn’t matter if you quit Facebook, the Internet will keep you on it like you are Tiger Woods on white women. ( I understand Tiger Woods analogies might be getting old to some, but 1. I have only 12 followers 2. its a great analogy.) The Internet is a hell of a drug.
May 2010
6 posts
The end.
I deleted my facebook. Lately I have been really pissed at myself about the amount of time I spend on that site. I realized all it is is a massive time waster. Possibly more of a waste of time then training for a Frogger competition. With my freedom I plan on writing and living instead of reminiscing on other peoples pages. This was a long time in the making and I don’t plan on coming back...
"How Ya Doin', Tongue on My Balls." Goodfellas...
The lady and man ran.
They wanted a room and in a hurry!
“Tongue on my balls,” he said, “tongue on my balls.”
Not Cool
I drank a Redbull the other night and I didn’t get wings. All I got was sleep and a weird taste in my mouth. I could have sworn energy drinks are supposed to give you energy, not make you go to sleep 45 minutes after drinking them. Next time I’m going to grab a 4 loko to study. Actually scratch that…my goal in life isn’t to be like some dirty scab infested loser from...
Deftones
I feel like I need to put this into a blog.
I wish I could write what I truly want to
but,
I don’t think I can…
sometimes you can’t put into words
what you feel.
So
at 2:02 in the morning
I’m still awake
listening
to the sounds of
greatness.
It reminds me of
childhood,
yesterday,
and the future.
I will never stop listening because for me it’s
timeless,
and needs no more...
Something that has been brewing for a while.
I have seen some puke worthy things in my life, but a couple of years ago when this Uggs phenomenon occurred I was taken back by the grossness these shoes exude. The point that they are gross has been said time and time again and woman continue to wear these shoes with no reservations. The thing is, if you wear Uggs I probably wont date you.
Uggs exude many character traits in you that you...
April 2010
3 posts
Nick at Nite
Why does Nick at Nite play shows that were never on Nickelodeon? I was flipping through the channels and noticed “The Nanny” was on….Who the hell wants to watch that shit. Just when people were starting to forget about that show and the pain it caused so many sets of ears, THEY PUT IT BACK ON THE AIR! Let me tell you something Nick at Nite executives, Fran Dresser...
liars
Almost everyone I have ever met told me that their grandma is the greatest cook of all-time. One of you are bastards are lying. The funny thing is when people say this you nod your head saying to yourself, “Fuck this kid, there is no way in hell his grandma makes a better sauce than mine.” The reality is you have no substance to that inside thought. I wish there was a contest that...
Class Clown
As a child I always wanted to help out. The scene is second grade, First day of school. This pretty girl drops her ring. I then recall an episode of Batman that I saw the day before and have an urge to help this dandle is distress. However, before I go any further let it be known, I was a large boy. Not large in width, but large in height. So large in fact that I TOWERED over many of the older...
May 2009
4 posts
this
has turned into a dead site…
pacquiao
pacquiwow
April 2009
14 posts
jesus was really good at magic.
Watchlove when they mess up
Just a thought...
They say movies and videos games like Grand Theft Auto and Saw influence kids to do bad things in America; if thats the case I guess they watch alot of Pirates of The Caribean in Solmalia.
a response paper I wrote for my speech class...
“Top Three” Well it’s that time again, that beautiful time of the semester where you get my long awaited response to who had the most solid speech. I know the anticipation must be thriving through your body on which person I picked, so let’s get things started. There were plenty of nominees this time around and at some points during this three day exhibition we laughed, we couldn’t understand...
watch this and marvel in the genius of it... →
d.c.
in a day and a half<3
March 2009
25 posts
damn...it got me again. →
aahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
quite possibly this will be my favorite movie →
Car trouble poem
OH SHIT,
2 in two weeks,should be weaks,
How weak,
NO!
Doesn’t make sense…
Sure it does,
oNe tried to act 2 YouNg,
The other,however, TRIED to hard to Survive!
We are talking about transmissions here, you hear me?
Wow
wow, my luck lately has been retarded.
