liars
Almost everyone I have ever met told me that their grandma is the greatest cook of all-time. One of you are bastards are lying. The funny thing is when people say this you nod your head saying to yourself, “Fuck this kid, there is no way in hell his grandma makes a better sauce than mine.” The reality is you have no substance to that inside thought. I wish there was a contest that I could have that would determine the best of the best. Each person could have a ranking like online gaming. So if your grandma was ranked 497 you could say, “My grandma is the 497th best cook” and you wouldn’t look like an absolute teabagger because you’d have proof to what you are saying.
Now we all know this won’t happen because this is just a wild thought. However just do me a favor and don’t tell me your grandma is a better cook, or your dog is the greatest because your dog probably eats its own diarrhea and/or destroyed your sofa. Everyone thinks what they are used to is the best; it’s human nature. If I was brought up on your grandmothers awful cooking I’m sure I would think it’s the best too because it is what my taste buds are used to.
