Something that has been brewing for a while.
I have seen some puke worthy things in my life, but a couple of years ago when this Uggs phenomenon occurred I was taken back by the grossness these shoes exude. The point that they are gross has been said time and time again and woman continue to wear these shoes with no reservations. The thing is, if you wear Uggs I probably wont date you.
Uggs exude many character traits in you that you wouldn’t expect to be delivered through something you wear. For starters your feet have to be sweating in those puppies, so needless to say the smell in those shoes must be rancid. I don’t like a girl who has smellier feet than Osama Bin Laden. Secondly, you are lazy. I want a girl who is willing to go out and do something, not sit on a couch eating Bon Bons like Peggy Bundy. You say you wear them because they are comfortable, which is understandable who doesn’t want to be comfortable. With that said, it is comfortable to scratch my balls, however I don’t do that in public or wear a device that scratches them for me non-stop. Just because something is comfortable doesn’t mean you have to wear it, or in most females case “throw” it on because it is quick and easy. Finally, what happened to woman who wanted to standout. These Uggs make you look like clones. Get some originality and switch it up. Just because everyone has something you don’t need to wear it too.
The moral of the story is please ditch those shoes, because if you don’t I will punch you in the face and then piss in your Uggs.
