Not Cool

I drank a Redbull the other night and I didn’t get wings.  All I got was sleep and a weird taste in my mouth.  I could have sworn energy drinks are supposed to give you energy, not make you go to sleep 45 minutes after drinking them.  Next time I’m going to grab a 4 loko to study.  Actually scratch that…my goal in life isn’t to be like some dirty scab infested loser from Mastic.